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Twitter decided the @brcards1 account was too mean to Governor Greg Abbott for telling him to go roll off a cliff (which is merely an adaptation of taking a long walk off a short pier but directed at a fascist in a wheelchair) one too many times and banned the account. So you can’t follow such whimsy there any more. B.R. Cards does have a Facebook account, even though Facebook (and by extension, Instagram) can go fuck themselves.

Fans of B.R. Cards who happen to enjoy their Facebook experience, and those ingrained in the Twitterverse, are welcome to spread the news themselves. We hear that somehow going viral is good for business.

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