This is probably the one debate the two main-party presidential candidates will have, but because it’s my birthday, I’m going to be at a ball game avoiding all the excitement. The Prosecutor vs the Felon, though the Felon will probably refer to himself as simply the Prosecuted. The Prosecutor vs the Sex Offender, though the Sex Offender will simply call himself Sexy. The Prosecutor vs the Guy Who Farts in Court. This is, unfortunately, the state of affairs for the United States of America, circa 2024. Yes, future historical sleuths who have stumbled upon the website for these cards (because nothing ever dies on the internet), in our two party system, the choice for president is between a well-established prosecutor with four years experience as Vice President of the United States, and a former president who is so unfit for office, that the only reason he is running for president is to exonerate himself from the many crimes he had committed during his presidency. And, apparently, it’s a neck-and-neck race. (But don’t you worry, future historians, because that same source [...]

The Trump turkeys and ham have had their gooses cooked, folks, and that’s reason to celebrate. Sure, an evil man still walks among us, but his superpower has always been money, and he’s never really been all that rich. Now our courts are exposing the big beast with a previously asserted fungus penis as a truly neutered man. Ivanka has turned on him, and Melania's not even around. Beyond the cult, who is going to fall for his shtick? The folks making friends by shutting down bridges because they want the Israelis to stop their siege on Hamas on the other side of the planet less than two months after Oct 7? Come on. This deck is not about Joe Biden, so I am not going there. However, I have learned to accept that agreeing with 40% of a presidential agenda really ain’t that shabby considering how terrible Republican leadership has been in my lifetime. They spend all the money, and cut all the taxes, and then leave the American people with a raided infrastructure and all the bills to [...]

For once, I am in agreement with Donald Trump. Blog writing can be a bitch, and not the kind you can move on by taking furniture shopping. I mean, a real barking dog protecting herself while in heat battle between the mind's inside voice and the words that must be put out on the screen for the good and benefit of all. Goddamn if that's not some kind of task. Western Media may claim to be a bastion of truth, but that's just jingoistic nonsense they get to say because free speech is protected. Western Media hasn't done anything but manipulate the people. News isn't news unless its straight up factual evidence portrayed in strictly an objective matter. But leave it to Western Media to find that special nugget that turns weather, sports, and traffic into human interest stories. For four years, the Republican Party circled their leader and provided zero practical solutions to our country's myriad of issues. They used their 1st Amendment rights to disregard the rest of the Constitution all in a bitter attempt to maintain power [...]