Politicks

Sole Member Soliloquy

Howdy, folks! My name is Asher, and I run this joint. B.R. Cards is filed with the government as a single member limited liability corporation, which by definition makes me its sole member. As a stoner, I happen to think that Sole Member is a funny use for a nickname, if not somewhat badass in a very mundane sort of way. I see this blog post as somewhat necessary for the transparency I wish to extend throughout the website. The LinkedIn page which I’ve referenced in the Who Are You section of the company FAQ has been hidden from the public. I had used it as my roundabout way of telling intersted folks in who I am by a link to the LinkedIn search engine results page for “Banana Republicards”. Yes, this is an example of stoner humor. Turns out, there’s a war going on the other side of the planet, and this war involves me because not only am I Jewish, but I am of the 85% who identify as a Zionist. Unlucky for me, this war coincides with [...]

What’s New in 2023

This company blog post should have been published roughly six months ago, but we don’t live in a perfect world. Adding to my tardiness is there only being one significant change to report. Operations for B.R. Cards has moved from the frozen tundra of Central Texas to the wetlands of Southern California, and that ain’t fake news, folks. One thing we like to do here at B.R. Cards is buck some trends. It helps to have a basic philosophy that the general mass public contains way too many dipshits to enforce any credibility. Popularity doesn’t make up for facts. (Neither do right wing news bubbles, which seems to be the primary source for the mass migration hysteria in my Google search.) So while newspapers and online sources reported on a massive migration of millions from California seeking independence, freedom, and whatnot in more affordable Red States homes, it wasn’t difficult to discern the bullshit. I spent more than half my life in Texas. The jobs I was finding were paying less than $20/hr. It was time to return to my [...]