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Update – B.R. Cards Social Media Policy

The B.R. Cards' Twitter account is currently deactivated. It seems that I, Sole Member and lone online marketeer, had upset the machine that runs the Twit machine one too many times. The first time I upset the machine was when I told Lauren Boebert to serve herself a plate of her own bullets in response [...]

By |2021-03-25T11:17:06-05:00March 25th, 2021|Shop Talk, Uncategorized|

Let the Record Show

On Sat, Feb 27, Google Ads graciously allowed B.R. Cards back onto the platform so that we could advertise to our market, the good readers of relatively small left-wing blog sites. On top of allowing Sole Member to generate income again, how cool is it that we as a nation made it through the latest [...]

By |2021-03-26T13:01:07-05:00March 1st, 2021|Of Googles and Damnation, Uncategorized|

When Shit Talking Goes South

I have a personal history of talking tough behind a keyboard. I have posted things online that I wouldn't have put quite as verbose or profane if said in person. One excuse is my poor decision to utilize the sarcastic perspective I was born with that unsuspecting innocents don't happen to see. This personality trait [...]

By |2021-02-18T16:38:39-06:00February 18th, 2021|Shop Talk, Uncategorized|

Witness This, Witness That

The second impeachment of Donald J Trump is quite the show. The defense attorneys have their heads up their asses, and once again, the GOP has decided to ignore all the important facts of the case because of so-called procedure. The sticking point seems for rank-and-file GOP is the manufactured nonsense that the impeachment of [...]

By |2021-02-13T13:18:46-06:00February 13th, 2021|Shop Talk, Uncategorized|

Can’t Tell the Players Without a Scorecard

If it wasn't for the psycho whackjobs who make up the Boogaloo Bois, the title of this piece would have been simply Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo. I've been making those types of jokes for years. God bless Golan and Globus. I can still hear my mother screaming at my dad for taking me to one [...]

By |2021-02-09T19:57:09-06:00February 9th, 2021|Shop Talk, Uncategorized|

Sole Member vs Goliath

The following is the official reason why Google banned the B.R. Cards ad campaign from the Google Ads platform. It took a few clicks to get to the link, but here's what the company explained to yours truly: Ads that potentially profit from or exploit a sensitive event with significant social, cultural, or political impact, [...]

By |2021-01-26T09:08:17-06:00January 22nd, 2021|Of Googles and Damnation, Uncategorized|

Google’s Back At It

Those motherfucking cocksuckers, as my maternal grandfather might have said. Once again, the smartest people on the Internet, the one corporation that makes it all happen, have decided that this company must not be able to advertise on political blogs for fear of bringing the dread of politics onto an ad medium service. Never mind [...]

By |2021-01-15T02:05:25-06:00January 15th, 2021|Of Googles and Damnation, Uncategorized|

Our Republic, If We Can Keep It

Yesterday, before the government of the United States had to go into lockdown due to a rampaging goon squad of Infowarriors, QBalls, and American Nazis, I realized I hadn't finished the previous blog post whose title promised that I was going to get political. That title, of course, was meant to get images of leg [...]

By |2021-01-08T23:37:45-06:00January 7th, 2021|Je Suis Company Blog, Uncategorized|

A New Year. A New Post.

It is now 2021, and not to brag, but I was asleep by 11pm last night. And when I woke up this morning, I went for a jog. But that was only after I amused myself with a back-and-forth for more than 20 minutes on the company Twit account before 6am with somebody who was [...]

By |2021-01-01T16:19:59-06:00January 1st, 2021|Future Boredroom Archives, Uncategorized|

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